10. You answer the telephone and say "This is C-in-C".
 
9. Your secretary says "Hello" and you reply "What do *you* want"?
 
8. Your friend asks for your help and you reply "When the avalanche has started it's too late for the pebbles to vote." (Or insert you're favourite Kosh quote here).
 
7. You're driving towards a tunnel and you mention to your wife and kids they're all about to enter a jump gate.
 
6. You get nervous every time you see a person wearing a pair of black leather gloves and try to clear your mind of any thought.
 
5. You point your pen at someone, press it and say "beep, beep".
 
4. You enter the elevator and say "deck four"... sorry, wrong series! :-)
 
3. You have to call your friend and instinctively touch your hand where you think your communicator is.
 
2. You put on a Virtual Reality helmet at the arcade and start having visions of "The Battle of the Line" and start screaming "It's a trap"!
 
1. You enter the hairdresser's salon and come out with a haircut like Ambassador Mollari's!
 
 
 

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