Top 10
Reasons Why The
Enterprise-D
Would Defeat a Star
Destroyer
10.Stupid Imperial commanders mistake
the Enterprise for an Imperial freighter.
9. Vader uses Turbolaser power to charge
his batteries.
8. TIE Fighter pilot sneezes inside his
helmet, crashes into Star Destroyer's bridge by mistake.
7. Data beats the Star Destroyer's main
computer at 3-D Chess.
6. Geordi lets loose with a 30 minute
stream of Technobabble, Star Destroyer spontaneously combusts.
5. Enterprise crew beams over Wesley.
Crew doesn't stand a chance.
4. Wedge appears suddenly and the Star
Destroyer high-tails it out of there.
3. Jean-Luc gives a long speech about
ethics, Star Destroyer crew dies of boredom.
2. Star Destroyer fires at Enterprise,
Helm explodes. Enterprise fires back, Star Destroyer partially damaged.
Repeat 100 times.
And the Number 1 reason why the Enterprise-D
would defeat a star destroyer is . . .
1. Two words: Picard Maneuver!
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