10. You'll never hear Jack O'Neill (Richard Dean Anderson) say “I can fix the DHD with some duct tape, a paperclip and a stick of gum.”

9. To Teal'c: "Say Cheese"

8. Teal'c blowing a raspberry.

7. Any of the other team members telling Jack to "shut up!"

6. Sam: "So guys, what do you think of this new shade of nail polish."

5. Daniel: "Lets Rock and Roll!"

4. Jack: "So Daniel, that Hathor chick, you planning on asking her out again?"

3. Anyone: "Wow, those ration packs are wonderful. Pass me another one."

2. Teal'c: "Hey I just heard the funniest joke."

1. Apophis: "Lets not go to Earth. I can't be bothered."

 
  With thanks to 'Ultimate Newbie' website

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