From 6th Grade Tests
(Note: Spelling mistakes have been
kept in)
1. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was
William Shakespeare. He was born in the 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He
never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote
tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and
Juliet are an example of a heroic couple.
2. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was
Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton.
Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
3. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the
Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were to 2
singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by
rubbing two cats backward and declared, "a horse divided against itself can not
stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.
4. Abraham Lincoln was America's greatest
precedent. Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin
which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing
the Emasculation Proclamation . On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to
the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in the moving picture
show. They believe the assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a suposingly insane
actor. This ruined Booth's career.
5. Johann Bach wrote a great many musical
compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an
old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present.
Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was
half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large.
6. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote
loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for
him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died from this.
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