Signs You've Had To Much
of the 90's
1. You tried to enter your password on
the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with a
real deck of cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers
to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail your son in his room to
tell him that dinner is ready, and he e-mails you back "What's for dinner?"
5. You chat several times a day with a
stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor
yet this year.
6. You didn't give your valentine a card
this year, but you posted one for your e-mail buddies via a web page.
7. Your daughter just bought a C.D. of
all the records your college roommate used to play.
8. You check your blow dryer to see if
it's Y2K compliant.
9. Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail
Inbox, asking you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create
a screen saver.
10. You pull up in your own driveway and
use your cellphone to see if anyone is home.
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2001