1. If it's something you value, it's mine.

2. If it's something I've peed on, it's yours.

3. If it's good to rub against, it's mine.

4. If it moves around near the ground, it's mine.

5. If you need it right now, I'm lying on top of it.

6. If some other cat wants it, it's mine.

7. If it feels good to scratch it, it's mine.

8. If it's something I have to work for, it's yours.

9. If it's something you want me to like, it's yours.

10. If it's something you want to throw away, it's mine and I'm sleeping on it
 
 
 

Dog Property Laws

1.  If it's something you value, I didn't touch it, I sniffed it, it's yours (I may have peed on it too )

2.  If it's something I've peed on, it's yours.

3.  If it's something someone else has peed on it's yours.

4.  If it's something good to rub against It's Ours.

5.  If it's something you need, I need it too, It's Ours.

6.   If some other dog wants it, they have to fight me for it, it's mine.

7.  If it feels good to sniff, it's anybody's and I got here first.

8.  If it's something I have to work for, no problem, it's mine with the provision of two doggy biscuits at the end.

9.  If it's something you want me to like, I'll pretend for 3 doggy biscuits.

10. If it's something you consider as yours, it's Ours and I've got the pillow first. :)