1. A dog does not shop.

2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.

3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.

4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.

5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.

6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.

7. A dog never expects you to telephone.

8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.

9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.

10. A dog's parents will never visit you.

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