You Know You're a Goth If....
Your monthly budget includes a triple digit number for makeup and
hair dye expenses.
You have to use Tarn-X on all your jewelry.
Your eyesight is weakened from reading by candlelight.
Every time a pair of pantyhose runs, you're happy - a new shirt!
You've ever worn electrical tape as clothing...
You know the official -names- of most haircolour lines' blacks, purples and reds.
Your idea of summer clothing is to wear a black lace Tshirt [rather
than velvet, of course - too hot).
You -refuse- to stop wearing velvet in summer....
"Edward Scissorhands" is one of your "comfort movies".
"Labyrinth", "Legend", and "Nightmare Before Xmas" are others.
You have some sort of Halloween stuffed animal.
Eeyore was your favourite Pooh character.
If by some mischance Dracula wouldn't find your home decor welcoming, Pinhead might. [If it's not Early Victorian funeral Parlour, there's a good chance it's Torture Chamber or a mix thereof.]
Your purse qualifies as a deadly defensive weapon.
So does your jewellery.
So does your hair.
When wearing a hat, you must lift the veil to be able to see more
than 10 feet in front of you.
You have excess packages of purple Xmas lights lying around.
You spend more money on Halloween decor than all the other holidays combined!
You have been known to shop for day-to-day makeup at a theatrical supplier's.
Your ruffles or netting are always getting caught on things.
You own a coffin-shaped jewellery box or handbag.
You own a coffin shaped ANYTHING!
You have a thousand jewellery items that are roughly T shaped..35
ankhs,
47 crosses...
You read this and made a checklist.
Your checklist was on black paper with a black pen.
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2007