Humour
 

I hope you enjoy these pages. Have a look and have a laugh. Laughter is hugging for the soul. Laughter has been proven to be incredibly good for improving well-being. 

~ Last Updated 4th January 2008 ~

NOTE: Please be aware that there is adult NC-17 humour in these pages (especially the Battle of the Sexes section). If you are under 18 please only use this site with strict parental supervision.

If you are under 18, please go HERE instead.

Sections:

Battle of the Sexes:
Note: These are generalisations and I acknowledge there are always exceptions to any rule. No offence intended.
  ~ Why Dogs are Better Than Women
  ~ Why Dogs are Better Than Men
  ~ Difference Between Women and Men 
  ~ Women Speak in Estrogen, Men Listen in Testosterone
  ~ What Are You Really Saying 1?
  ~ What Are You Really Saying 2?
  ~ Rejection Lines
  ~ I'm Glad I'm A Woman
  ~ I'm Glad I'm A Man
  ~ Jokes About Women
  ~ Jokes About Men
  ~ Boyfriend Remote Control
  ~ Girlfriend Remote Control
 

Computers: 
  ~ Ode to Spellchecker
  ~ What if Dr Seuss Wrote Computech Documentation? 
  ~ The Original Computer 
  ~ Why Software Developers are like Drug Dealers 
  ~ Sysadmin Career Advice 
  ~ Computer Prayer  
  ~ Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lousy Computer
  ~ Computer Bumper Stickers
  ~ You May Be Addicted to IRC chat If...
  ~ Better to be a Jock or a Nerd?
  ~ Tech Support
  ~ Signs You've Had Too Much of the 90's
  ~ Remember When...
  ~ History of DOS
  ~ If God Created on His Computer
  ~ Career Advice
  ~ Computer Acronyms
  ~ Computer Humour
 

Science Fiction:
  ~Top 10 - Why the Enterprise Would Beat a Star Destroyer
  ~Top 10 - Bumper stickers on the Enterprise
  ~Top 10 - Things You'll Never Hear Them Say on Star Trek
  ~Top 10 - Things You'll Never Hear Them Say on Stargate SG1
  ~Top 10 - Signs you've watched too much Babylon 5  
  ~Top 20 - Signs you've watched too much Star Trek  
  ~Top 50 - Signs you've watched too much Star Wars  
 

Religious / Spiritual:
Note: Not meaning to cause any religious war these are meant to be light hearted. No offence intended.
  ~ New Age Lullaby  
  ~ Coffee by Starsign  
  ~ Computer Prayer  
  ~ Your Horror-scope
  ~ Chinese Proverbs 
  ~ Cleaning by Starsign 
  ~ Starsigns Favourite Foreplay 
  ~ Starsigns After Sex Comments 
  ~ Weird Bible Interpretations 

Animals:
Note: Please be advised this IS comedy and NOT serious instructions!
  ~ How to Bathe Your Cat
  ~ All I Need to Know I Learned from my Dog 
  ~ Cat/English Dictionary
  ~ Cat & Dog Property Laws
  ~ Similarity Between Cats and Teenagers
  ~ Why Dogs are Better Than Women
  ~ Why Dogs are Better Than Men
  ~ Cats Are From Outer Space 
  ~ Cat Physics

 Light Bulbs:
Note: There's SO many light bulb changing jokes out there they get their own section!
  ~ by Starsign
  ~ by Dogs 
  ~ by Religion 
  ~ by Email Groups

Miscellaneous:
  ~ You Know You're a Goth If....
  ~ Things to Say if You're Stressed
  ~ Random Sayings (tons of great email tags & bumperstickers)
  ~ Random Sayings 2
  ~ From 6th Grade Tests 
  ~ Bizarre But True 1
  ~ Bizarre But True 2
  ~ Weird Laws
  ~ Curious Facts
  ~ Stupid Quotes
  ~ Darwin Awards 2000-2001
  ~ How to Write Real Good
  ~ Ways to Kill Barney the Dinosaur
  ~ What My Mother Taught Me
  ~ Flying High
  ~ You Know You're in an Australian Summer When... 
  ~ Where Do You Live in the USA? 
  ~ Top 10 - Reasons to go to Work Naked  
  ~ Top 20 - Why Chocolate is Better than Sex
  ~ Top 100 - Ideas for Ordering Pizza
 

Images:
  ~ Press Any Key 
  ~ My Personal Motto 
  ~ Difference Between Women and Men 
  ~ The Good Wife's Guide 1955 (gak!) 
  ~ Thanksgivoween 
  ~ Moo Cows 
  ~ The Original Computer 
  ~ The Owl Caught His Mouse 
  ~ The Wheels of Life 
  ~ WTF? 
  ~ Watchful Cats  
  ~ Way Too Much Duct Tape 
  ~ Internet Honesty  
  ~ Kitten Holdup  
  ~ Viagra  
  ~ The Spy  
  ~ Bad Bad Kitty
  ~ Cat 'n' Mouse
  ~ Cat Exaggeration
  ~Some Days Dawg
  ~ A Real Big Itch
  ~ A Meeting of Men
  ~ Moses as a Baby
  ~ The Ultimate Computer
  ~ Windows 2000 Bug List
  ~ Wheel Clamp Overkill
  ~ Chinese Food
  ~ Moo Shue Pork
  ~ Let Me Explain

  ~ And Finally....