Taurus
Q: How many Taurians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You mean, I have to move?

Gemini
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 1/2, otherwise they argue.

Cancer
Q: How many Cancers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but afterwards they need three years of therapy.

Leo
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Many: One to change the bulb and a large audience to applaud.

Virgo
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.

Libra
Q: How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None--Libras can never decide whether or not the bulb really needs changing.

Scorpio
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, Scorpios LIKE the dark.

Sagittarian
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.

Capricorn
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Why? The light's fine just the way it is.

Aquarian
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?

Pisces
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Wha...What light bulb?



 

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