© Ozq
2001
| PCMCIA | People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms |
|---|---|
| ISDN | It Still Does Nothing |
| APPLE | Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity |
| SCSI | System Can't See It |
| DOS | Defective Operating System |
| BASIC | Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control |
| IBM | I Blame Microsoft |
| DEC | Do Expect Cuts |
| CD-ROM | Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months |
| OS/2 | Obsolete Soon, Too. |
| WWW | World Wide Wait |
| MACINTOSH | Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs |
| PENTIUM | Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics |
| COBOL | Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language |
| AMIGA | A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction |
| LISP | Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis |
| MIPS | Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed |
| WINDOWS | Will Install Needless Data On Whole System |
| GIRO | Garbage In Rubbish Out |
| MICROSOFT | Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software is Only for Fools and Teenagers. |
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© Ozq
2001