Computer Bumper Stickers
1. Home is where you
hang your @
2. The E-mail of the
species is more deadly than the mail.
3. A journey of a thousand
sites begins with a single click.
4. You can't teach
a new mouse old clicks.
5. Great groups from
little icons grow.
6. Speak softly and
carry a cellular phone.
7. C:\ is the root
of all directories.
8. Don't put all your
hypes in one home page.
9. Pentium wise; pen
and paper foolish.
10. The modem is the message.
11. Too many clicks spoil
the browse.
12. The geek shall inherit
the earth.
13. A chat has nine lives.
14. Don't byte off more than
you can view.
15. Fax is stranger than
fiction.
16. What boots up must come
down.
17. Windows will never cease.
18. In Gates we trust (and
our tender is legal).
19. Virtual reality is its
own reward.
20. Modulation in all things.
21. A user and his leisure
time are soon parted.
22. There's no place like
http://www.home.com
23. Know what to expect before
you connect.
24. Oh, what a tangled website
we weave when first we practice.
25. Speed thrills.
26. Give a man a fish and
you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you
for weeks.
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© Ozq
2001