Rejection Lines
The Meaning
Of Rejection Lines Used By Women
10. I think of you as a brother. (You
remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance")
9. There's a slight difference in our
ages. (I don't want to do my dad)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that'
way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon)
7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls
from all the other guys I'm seeing)
6. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my
male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's)
5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't
date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building)
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even
something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you)
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only
the men like you)
1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay
around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other
men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing)
The Meaning
of Rejection Lines Used By Men
10. I think of you as a sister. (You're
not pretty enough)
9. There's a slight difference in our
ages. (You're not young and pretty enough)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that'
way. (You're not pretty enough)
7. My life is too complicated right now.
(You're not pretty enough)
6. I've got a girlfriend. (She's prettier
than you)
5. I don't date women where I work. (You're
not pretty enough)
4. It's not you, it's me. (You're not
pretty enough)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're
not pretty enough to distract me)
2. I'm celibate. (You're not pretty enough)
1. Let's be friends. (No way will you
ever be pretty enough)
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