Random Sayings 2
 
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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

If we are all alone in the universe, doesn't it seem like an awful waste of space?

When you stop to think, don't forget to start again.

Youth is fleeting, beauty is vain, but immaturity can last forever.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Hire a teenager while they still know everything.

Streams become crooked by taking the path of least resistance.

A man travels the world in search of what he needs, only to return home to find it.

Definition of a Videomorph - a 2 dimensional computer-generated characters used instead of actors on the OC.

Life is what happens when you make other plans.

These days it takes nerves of steel to be neurotic.

The easiest way to get a healthy body is to marry one.

I used to be apathetic, now I just don't care.

Look, when I woke up I had only one nerve left, and now you're getting on it.

Pain is inevitable, misery is optional.

My policy in life is to not begin worrying until the animals begin lining up 2 by 2 for the next space shuttle.

Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.

 
 


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