Taurus
Goes over the same spot a million times with the vacuum, refusing to bend down to pick up the offending crumb.

Gemini
Finishes their chores in half the time of everyone else.

Cancer
Becomes preoccupied with your photo collection.

Leo
Spends all day polishing down the mirrors.

Virgo
SO doesn't need your help.

Libra
Wonders if they should do the bedroom or the bathroom first.

Scorpio
Makes the bed, fluffs the pillows and asks for volunteers to test it out with them.

Sagittarian
Doesn't like being stuck inside. Send them out for some fun on your riding lawnmower.

Capricorn
Weighs the pros, cons and financial incentives and may decide to go with a better offer.

Aquarian
Organizes your piles of junk into charity, recycle and compost.

Pisces
Asks to do the windows and then keeps staring out into the yard.



 

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